a joke......
There was a captain somewhere in the Pacific with his sailors and his ship..
Some pirate ships were coming and the sailors notified the captain: Captain, captain , pirate ship sailing towards us....
'No problem, bring me my black suit and they will think we are pirates too'...
The pirates came, saw the captain in his black suit and left ...
After awhile some imperial ships were coming close to the ship...
'Captain, ...some imperial ships are coming towards us..' said the sailors the captain
'No problem, bring me my white suit and they will think of us as imperial' said the captain......
This worked too... The ships came close, they saw the ship and left....
Then the sailors noticed the ship had cracks and it would sink.........
'Capatin, captain, captain, our ship is sinking and is sourounded by one houndred sharks...."
'"No worries (said the captain) , bring me my brown trouser