Not quite guacamole, though I'll mention it.
Single serving:
1 ripe avocado, cubed
Lemon or Lime juice splashed
1/2 green onion/scallion
hefty teaspoon mayo
light dusting of paprika
light dusting of salt
Mush it all up and dip it with tortilla chips.
:) Yum
(Finely diced tomato would also be good mixed in, but then I want to add a teensy bit of garlic.)
Upgrade to guacamole:
Add
Small jalapeno pepper, finely diced
Tablespoon cilantro
Dusting of chili powder and a tiny smidge cumin
(Multiply ingredients per number of servings.)
(http://thephilter.com/guac.jpg)