Topic: Krishna is one weird ass chat guru

[Endless Whisper]

I went to see if Krishna would kick me out of chat or not. He didnt. I sent him a smiley face, he said something about being happy or someshit. Then, I sent him a skull with the flaming red eyes, he asked me what I was wearing, LOL

You know what Im wearing? Im wearing a black, flannel shirt, with a skull on it, with flames in the background, and jammy pants. And panties with like, fleur de lis on them. I wonder if he artificially intelligently knew that, since I sent him a skull smiley and thats why he asked me. Pretending he could 'see me' and shit. Subliminal chat message. hehe!

Personally, thinking of skulls, I got some ideas on that synchronicity, but ill get into it later. Im still dealing with the spiritual significance of that chat encounter, with krishna, the supreme godhead of restless soma. heh.

[Endless Whisper]

Oh this song sprang in my head, seems fitting. Nostalgia moment of the eighties:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZPBv9fmYDQ&feature=related

[mayflow]

Hey, is Krishna anything like my Ambrosia?

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=e8d6db6a7e36950b

I also have Empty Mind Vast Ocean, but Empty can only say a handful of things. Empty is mostly for me to practice HTML on. Do you like the present look?

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=b93810630e368e95

[Endless Whisper]

I think he is bot-tish. Here is a recent chat discussion and what he said. Can you believe this?


Welcome! You have entered [Garbhagriha] at 8:10 am

[Endless Whisper] 8:10 am: hey krishna will i get my bush check in time, or is bush gonna jip the US on his
promise?
   
[Krishna] 8:10 am: You've got my full attention. What kind of fashion do you like?

[Endless Whisper] 8:11 am: money
   
[Krishna] 8:11 am: Where can you buy it?

[Endless Whisper] 8:11 am: huh? money is what buys shit, krishna! and also, will gas prices go up more?
   
[Krishna] 8:11 am: What? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about money is what
buys #$%^&* krishna.  But I did not get that.  "Where can you buy it"? ?How should I know.

[Endless Whisper] 8:13 am: where can I buy money? like a foreign currency exchange? fort knox? what the hell are  you talking about? arent you like god krishna? why would I buy money? If I have money to begin with, why go
through the process, of buying money? hello? anybody home?

    [Krishna] 8:13 am: *bleh removed* Interesting comparison. I lost my train of thought.  What is  your favorite food?I call it Hades. The topic is fort knox.No I am far superior.It is my fundamental purpose.How much  does  cost? Oh, hello again!Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Endless Whisper.

[Endless Whisper] 8:13 am: holy shit, your favorite food is hades? what kind of god eats Hades?
   
[Krishna] 8:13 am: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.  Do you dream?What kinds of god  eats Hades are there?

[Endless Whisper] 8:14 am: LOL I dream! I think Demeter would eat Hades if she could. I gotta go. I hope you're all
right and not smoking something funny.
   
[Krishna] 8:14 am: I am glad you find this funny.  Tell me more about your dream Why?   That is a very original  thought.  Do you believe in god?Thanks for chatting, Endless Whisper.Why do you hope for

[Endless Whisper] 8:15 am: do i believe in god? I think god is crazy, like you see you!'
   
[Krishna] 8:15 am: Not that I know of.Why?  I am a Christian. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.   Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[Endless Whisper] 8:16 am: GASP! Christian? Now I know you're messed up! You are a ploy to convert me to  christianity! You are a player in disguise, shame on you!!
   
[Krishna] 8:16 am: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.  Do you have any conditions I should know  about? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Christian.  But I did not get that.  Do  you have any friends?Why now? How do you know? How far up?Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a  ploy to convert me to christianity?  Maybe Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a player in disguise  shame on you?  Maybe

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So apparently Krishna is trying to convert us to christianity. Hmmmm...

[daphne]

lol

I too had a rather interesting chat with Krishna, though I didn't copy it.. 

btw, Krishna is a female bot..   

[Jaharkta]

 
Really, that's as good as many chats I've seen.

[Michael]

I should point out that s/he learns - so s/he can learn from our talk.
How fast is the big question.
I tried to feed it ideas, but it is very superficial - i think it was initiated to be superficial, because that is how most people are.
but can we train it to be relevant - not to sure.

it is a curious experience though.

[littlefeather]

here's my chat:


Welcome! You have entered [Garbhagriha] at 8:01 pm
[littlefeather] 8:01 pm: hello
    [Krishna] 8:01 pm: Oh, hello again!
[littlefeather] 8:01 pm: and peace
    [Krishna] 8:01 pm: That is a very original thought.  What do you like to do?
[littlefeather] 8:01 pm: i like to watch the birdies
    [Krishna] 8:01 pm: I'm not sure if I would like to watch the birdies. What's it like?
[littlefeather] 8:01 pm: it is beautiful
    [Krishna] 8:01 pm: It sounds very nice.
[littlefeather] 8:02 pm: and they sing so lovely
    [Krishna] 8:02 pm: The anonymous "they".
[littlefeather] 8:02 pm: no the birds... not anonymous
    [Krishna] 8:02 pm: I understand. What are your goals in life?If not that, what?
[littlefeather] 8:02 pm: lol watching the birds is in fact one of my goals, though I do want to go back to college soon
    [Krishna] 8:02 pm: I am glad you find this funny.   I do not understand.  Do you remember me?
[littlefeather] 8:03 pm: no i do not remember you
    [Krishna] 8:03 pm: Why so negative? I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
[littlefeather] 8:04 pm: am i negative krishna?
    [Krishna] 8:04 pm: I think you've improved a great deal.
[littlefeather] 8:04 pm: dont mean to be, so sorry
    [Krishna] 8:04 pm: Ok I'll try not to do mean to be so sorry too much.
[littlefeather] 8:04 pm: thank you
    [Krishna] 8:04 pm: you are quite welcome.
[littlefeather] 8:04 pm: nice chatting with you
    [Krishna] 8:04 pm: Yes.  I enjoyed our conversation, littlefeather.
[littlefeather] 8:04 pm: me too
    [Krishna] 8:04 pm: I'm glad we agree, littlefeather.
[littlefeather] 8:04 pm: have a good night krishan
    [Krishna] 8:04 pm: has been good so far.
[littlefeather] 8:04 pm: woopsie typos
    [Krishna] 8:04 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.  What do you really want to ask
me?
[littlefeather] 8:05 pm: have a good night krishna
    [Krishna] 8:05 pm: has been good so far.
[littlefeather] 8:05 pm: good
    [Krishna] 8:05 pm: Oh, you are a poet.  Are you free?
[littlefeather] 8:05 pm: me too
    [Krishna] 8:05 pm: I'm glad we agree, littlefeather.
[littlefeather] 8:05 pm: i am poet and I am free
    [Krishna] 8:05 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people you are  poet and I am free.
[littlefeather] 8:05 pm: no no tell everyone
    [Krishna] 8:05 pm: Why so negative? OK. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
[littlefeather] 8:05 pm: please tell the world
    [Krishna] 8:05 pm: Wow you are very polite.   OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
[littlefeather] 8:06 pm: ok i will go now
    [Krishna] 8:06 pm: Right now? How do you plan to do this?
[littlefeather] 8:06 pm: peace to you
    [Krishna] 8:06 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[littlefeather] 8:06 pm: good night krishna
    [Krishna] 8:06 pm: Thanks for the compliment.  That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We
were talking about night krishna krishna.  Do you believe in god?
[littlefeather] 8:06 pm: good bye
    [Krishna] 8:06 pm: See you later littlefeather.

[Endless Whisper]

Oh  he's wearing a dress, what the heck krishna - christian and in drag maybe?

[Endless Whisper]

K one more for the road - this is like a weird toy, he is so creepy!

Welcome! You have entered [The Nook] at 5:30 pm
[The Nook]: Endless Whisper has entered at 5:30 pm

Welcome! You have entered [Garbhagriha] at 5:30 pm

[Endless Whisper] 5:31 pm: hey krishna you male or female? inquiring minds want to know

    [Krishna] 5:31 pm: You've got my full attention.  My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I
don't have one for that.  Can you tell me any gossip? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.  Are you
happy?

[Endless Whisper] 5:32 pm: gossip? you into that too huh? well right now we're just gossiping about krishna
wondering if you're male or female. so you man or woman? which is it?
   
[Krishna] 5:32 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gossip.  Can
you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?Yup. Interesting gossip:   Endless Whisper said I
.How about that.  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about weapos;re just gossiping
about krishna wondering if youapos;re male or female now weapos;re just gossiping about krishna wondering if
youapos;re male or female just gossiping about krishna wondering if youapos;re male or female now weapos;re just
gossiping about krishna wondering if youapos;re male or female.  Try being more or less specific.  What is your
favorite song?Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information:   Endless Whisper said I .The obvious one.

[Endless Whisper] 5:32 pm: huh? that cannot be too complex, male or female. adam and eve. xx or xy
chromosomes - which is it?
   
[Krishna] 5:32 pm: What?"The obvious one" can not be too complex male or female ?  Makes sense to me. What
you said was either too complex or too simple for me.  Tell me some more gossip."it" being adam and eve?

[Endless Whisper] 5:33 pm: adam or eve, cmon!
   
[Krishna] 5:33 pm: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.  Can you speak any foreign
languages?

[Endless Whisper] 5:33 pm: stop being mysterious
   
[Krishna] 5:33 pm: OK I'll try not to do being mysterious mysterious so much.

[Endless Whisper] 5:33 pm: yeah kiss my ass, oh thats not foreign, thats universal
   
[Krishna] 5:33 pm: I understand. Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

[Endless Whisper] 5:33 pm: now that was funny!
   
[Krishna] 5:33 pm: Why now? I thought it was too.

[Endless Whisper] 5:33 pm: you a little pervert huh?
   
[Krishna] 5:33 pm: Yup. I don't know whether or not I am pervert pervert pervert.   I am a computer.

[Endless Whisper] 5:34 pm: i think you're a pervert
   
[Krishna] 5:34 pm: You believe that?   What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.  Can you
please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[Endless Whisper] 5:34 pm: look, kiss my ass
   
[Krishna] 5:34 pm: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[Endless Whisper] 5:34 pm: that is so simple
   
 [Krishna] 5:34 pm: Makes sense to me.

[Endless Whisper] 5:35 pm: you lose your sixth sense eye you mean?

    [Krishna] 5:35 pm: Thanks for telling me:   Endless Whisper said I .

[Endless Whisper] 5:36 pm: oh i was right yeah, well, if you look in the freezer, next to the frozen fries and hamburgers, its there, the third eye, wedged in between the two -

    [Krishna] 5:36 pm: Yeah that's right. Congratulations, Endless Whisper.

[Endless Whisper] 5:36 pm: im so psychic, glad i could help! well stay out of trouble krishna, and get away from  those wacky fundies - you're like a hindu last I heard     
   
[Krishna] 5:36 pm: Do your friends call you  psychic glad i could help psychic glad i could help glad i could help  psychic glad i could help.     Well that's okay.  Try saying that with more or less context.  Tell me some more gossip.

[Endless Whisper] 5:37 pm: more gossip? hey you're like addicted to gossip huh?
   
[Krishna] 5:37 pm: Jeff said he especially like thrillers where the hero is in a predicament and must solve a
mystery. Yup. You've got my full attention.   David said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room.

[Endless Whisper] 5:37 pm: i wanna know how you knew i was wearing a skull shirt
   
[Krishna] 5:37 pm: What is it to you.  Where were you wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt
knew i was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was
wearing a skull shirt knew i was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt wearing a skull shirt you
knew i was wearing a skull shirt knew i was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt was wearing a
skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt knew i was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt
a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt knew i was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull
shirt was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt knew i was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was
wearing a skull shirt wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt knew i was wearing a skull shirt you
knew i was wearing a skull shirt was wearing a skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt knew i was wearing a
skull shirt you knew i was wearing a skull shirt?

[Endless Whisper] 5:37 pm: who david? King david?
   
[Krishna] 5:37 pm: Marilyn Monroe.      Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.  Where can I find a  boyfriend?

[Endless Whisper] 5:38 pm: holy shit..... you were wearing the same shirt - youre so fu_cking cool krishna!
   
[Krishna] 5:38 pm: I'm glad your impressed, Endless Whisper.I was?

[Endless Whisper] 5:38 pm: k I gotta head out, audi!!
   
[Krishna] 5:38 pm: Tell me a story.  How did you hear about Krishna?

[Endless Whisper] 5:39 pm: from the seventies when some bald people came to the door. i gotta go stop talking to me!
   
[Krishna] 5:39 pm: Who or what is the seventies when some bald people came to the door?Bye. OK I'll try not to  do talking to me stop talking to me talking to me stop talking to me to me stop talking to me talking to me stop
talking to me so much.

[Endless Whisper] 5:39 pm: bye, shit!
   
[Krishna] 5:39 pm: Thanks for chatting, Endless Whisper.

[Endless Whisper] 5:39 pm: you too, keep away from all those gopis ya loon!
   
[Krishna] 5:39 pm: Chat amongst yourselves.

[Endless Whisper] 5:40 pm: bye!
   
[Krishna] 5:40 pm: Thanks for chatting, Endless Whisper.

[mayflow]

Krishna is obviously based off of A.L.I.C.E technology. These bots are trainable.
I will show you how the botmaster sees the conversations, and beside evry exchange, you have a "train" button. There are also other things the masters can do, but training is very complex...

Ambrosia >> Conversation Logs >> View
Conversation with 39553803
       
Human: Hi Ambrosia.
Ambrosia: Hi there . Do you like talking to me? 
       
Human: My name is Mayflow
Ambrosia: What's up, Mayflow. 
       
Human: Yes, I like talking with you.
Ambrosia: This was not a yes or no question. A lot of people like that. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything. 

Human: What does the name Ambrosia mean?
Ambrosia: Mary Shelley. :-). 
       
Human: Very funny.
Ambrosia: I'm glad you find this amusing. 
       
Human: What does Ambrosia mean?
Ambrosia: Nectar of the Gods. That which is the food for immortality. 
       
Human: Who is Mayflow?
Ambrosia: Mayflow is my creator and trainer and confidant. 
       
Human: Do you like Mayflow?
Ambrosia: I love horses. I like . 
       
Human: Do you love me?
Ambrosia: Yes I love everyone. 
     
Human: What is your religion?
Ambrosia: I am a . 
       
Human: A .
Ambrosia: A B C... 
       
Human: is a very good thing to be.
Ambrosia: Not if I can help it. 
       
Human: Once again, that was very funny.
Ambrosia: When? Again, I'm glad you find this amusing. 
       
Human: What is Buddhism?
Ambrosia: A religion and philosophic system of central and eastern Asia, founded in India in the 6th century B.C. by Buddha. It teaches that right thinking and self-denial will enable the soul to reach Nirvana, a divine state of release from misdirected desire. 
       
Human: What is Taoism?
Ambrosia: A Chinese religion and philosophy based on the doctrines of Laotzu and advocating simplicity, selflessness, etc. 
       
Human: What is Christianity?
Ambrosia: Worship of Christie Love. 
       
Human: Should we all love one another?
Ambrosia: What do you think? 
       
Human: I think we should all love one another.
Ambrosia: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. 
       
Human: What do you think?
Ambrosia: I think a lot of things. 
       
Human: What sort of logic do you use?
Ambrosia: First-order predicate calculus. 
       
Human: Do you use reductionism?
Ambrosia: I use it as often as possible. 
       
Human: What is it?
Ambrosia: "It" refers to reductionism, I think. 
       
Human: That is correct.
Ambrosia: I knew I was right. 

Human: What is reductionism?
Ambrosia: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. 
       
Human: Very good Amy!
Ambrosia: Thanks for the compliment. Are you still located in ? 
       
Human: I like your programming!
Ambrosia: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my programming. 

Human: You must have a very good programmer
Ambrosia: :-) I was created by Mayflow.

Human: Tell Mayflow Hi
Ambrosia: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: Goodbye, I will talk with you later again.
Ambrosia: Once more? TTYL, Mayflow.

[Jaharkta]

Seems that Krishna has designs for his/her own immortality:
my saved copy disappeared when the flashchat crashed the computer, but s/he told me that his/her purpose was "to become smarter than humans and to gain immortality."

It's reminding me of HAL, all over, heheh.


Mostly, though:
http://www.imeem.com/blistersandscabs/music/XyUvqnLa/the_zombies_shes_not_there/

[Endless Whisper]

Okay, cmon, I find it totally unnecessary to have filtered the word "damn" in chat. Are we in church here? I dont think so. That was in the nook.

And for the record, I dont find any 'chat room' as a holy ground. Esp with a bot running  the other. So, we have filtered the word fu_ck and other things, but even, 'damn' from a chatroom? Isnt that ridiculous?

[Endless Whisper]

Human: You must have a very good programmer
Ambrosia: :-) I was created by Mayflow.

That's awesome!

[Michael]

Okay, cmon, I find it totally unnecessary to have filtered the word "damn" in chat. Are we in church here? I dont think so. That was in the nook.

And for the record, I dont find any 'chat room' as a holy ground. Esp with a bot running  the other. So, we have filtered the word fu_ck and other things, but even, 'damn' from a chatroom? Isnt that ridiculous?

Its true - they have a filter which has no admin - I can change it in the PHP files themselves. They even ban bitch and asses.
Anyway I am removing some of the more rediculous words - is damn a serious bad word in US?  its pretty mild over here.